One of the badly photoshopped fakes that have surfaced on the Internet.The Swedish Riot Police Officers caught a while ago 'dramatizing homosexual relations' with a male prostitute are reported to have a history of such drama. The nine apparently enjoyed airing their private nightsticks during mutual naked workout sessions in the Police Gym.
The gym is also open for female officers, as the Swedish media a little naively points out -- Could we presume that any female walking in would only serve to distract the boys playing. Bring out the softer side of the Swedish Police Officers, so to say.
A more appalling detail describes the officers butt naked making sandwiches for their instructors. Photos later emerged of a naked cop throbbing the sandwiches with his penis.
Eric Nord, the Commander of Field Duty Officers points out the information is 'as yet unverified.'
Previously, after having been caught pants down with a male prostitute, the nine officers were reported to be 'deeply regretful.' Today, all nine are in active duty and carry weapons. They risk a warning from the Police Disciplinary Board who are reported to be looking into their conduct.
Smorgastarta, the kind of Swedish party sandwich the naked cops are reported to have lovingly prepared for their instructors.
this is not as odd as it may seem to the foreigners. The Swedes are driven a strangely primitive and uncivilized territoriality just under the polished front they show. In a Swedish TV program 'Ask Olle' a few years ago there was a discussion about how men who shower in hte bathrooms in public pools and gyms commonly urinate on the legs of the ones next to them when these don't notice. It was discussed as a common male behavior although I am quite sure it is exclusively Swedish.
ReplyDeleteI am not aware of anyone pissing on me, lucky them, but I have had swedes in the Sauna at Eriksdahlbadet in Stockholm using their hand to deliberately splatter me with their sweat as they have brushed it off their skin with their hand.
The same type of aggressive territoriality is noticeable on the sidewalks in Stockholm, where the Swedes play the game where they make the people they meet to yield for them.
Feeding people penis sandwiches is exactly the kind of thing that is to be expected once you know how the swedes are wired. I am sure it happens a lot more than we know. Most people in Sweden will never know what they just ate. ;)
wow... now I am sleepless. I live in Sweden and have no choice but to eat here. Guess I'll be cooking a lot.
ReplyDeleteYou did ring a bell, as when I first moved to Sweden and worked as a waitress. I can witness to that many of the guys who work in the kitchen do not wash their hands when they return to their stations after taking a leak. I wonder if they at some semi-conscious level are marking the restaurant as their territory? Just a thought. Although the Swedes in general are not too good at washing their hands, like waitresses can work a shift without washing their hands once. But that's another thing.
The Local = Swedish News in English writes
ReplyDelete...the officers baked a "sandwich cake" (a savoury layered cake of sandwiches) for their instructors....
The jerkoff parties with a manwhore, the urge to get intimate and naked with fellow troopers, feeding of penis to the male instructors... By far the most gay shit they pulled was baking 'a savoury layered cake of sandwiches.'
Details, News of Sweden, spice up the stories ;)
smargastarta
ReplyDeleteSavoury layer cake made with bread slices sandwiched together with a creamy filling made eg with cream cheese, mayonnaise, curd cream or quark. The filling is flavoured and the cake is decorated with various savoury ingredients, like cooked meat or cold cuts, liver pâté, cooked, smoked or salted fish and seafood, hard-boiled eggs, various cheeses, fresh or pickled vegetables, fruit, nuts, herbs and other seasonings.
Throb with penis until firm.
mmmmm.... shrimp!
ReplyDeleteThe dude in that pic has a chicken neck if I ever saw one. What's with that.
ReplyDeleteGo eat McDonalds. At least my penissandwich is unprocessed food i.e. healthy to eat.
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