Swedish Cops Strike [Their Privates] Again!

One of the badly photoshopped fakes that have surfaced on the Internet.

The Swedish Riot Police Officers caught a while ago 'dramatizing homosexual relations' with a male prostitute are reported to have a history of such drama. The nine apparently enjoyed airing their private nightsticks during mutual naked workout sessions in the Police Gym.

The gym is also open for female officers, as the Swedish media a little naively points out -- Could we presume that any female walking in would only serve to distract the boys playing. Bring out the softer side of the Swedish Police Officers, so to say.

A more appalling detail describes the officers butt naked making sandwiches for their instructors. Photos later emerged of a naked cop throbbing the sandwiches with his penis.
Eric Nord, the Commander of Field Duty Officers points out the information is 'as yet unverified.'

Previously, after having been caught pants down with a male prostitute, the nine officers were reported to be 'deeply regretful.' Today, all nine are in active duty and carry weapons. They risk a warning from the Police Disciplinary Board who are reported to be looking into their conduct.

Smorgastarta, the kind of Swedish party sandwich the naked cops are reported to have lovingly prepared for their instructors.

In Case You Haven't Noticed: You're Dead!

"The Swedes who fail to leave a forwarding address are doomed to forever be checking the mailbox " (Photo from flickr)

The Swedish National Health Insurance Agency sent a while ago a letter to a woman informing her about her death. The woman who was seriously ill with cancer but hanging in there, was surprised to find out that she was dead to the state. 'We regret the error,' the Agency is reported to have commented later, 'she has accidentally been sent a letter intended for someone else.'

Am I alone to wonder to whom was the letter intended? To some actually dead woman with similar name whom the Agency suspected had trouble finding her way into the Light? Your tax krona at work!

The Swedish medical care is, according to the victims reporting in the blogosphere, in worse shape than the sick it has abandoned. At least everyone agrees it is nowhere near what the Swedes have hyped it up to be. The Swedes dying alone and abandoned do have one solace: A post mortum form letter from the health Insurance Agency to look forward to. Always something .